in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
Lady Gaga and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
Taking pictures of some of my roommate’s snakes today. This is Ebony, a Mexican Black Kingsnake (Lampropeltis getula nigrita).